Natalie on "Celebrity Apprentice"
The good news: Natalie Gulbis is going to be in a network TV series. The bad news: If you want to watch her, you'll also have to watch Melissa Rivers and Joan Rivers, Dennis Rodman and one of the Kardashians (does it matter which?).
Natalie is one of the 16 contestants on the 2009 season of "Celebrity Apprentice," hosted by Donald Trump. Will The Donald tell Natalie, "You're fired"? He wouldn't dare, would he?
Question: In a fight to the death between Natalie's hair and The Donald's hair, whose hair would win? Answer: Natalie's, of course. Because everyone knows The Donald's hair is a rug. (Just kidding Mr. Trump! Please don't sue me!)
The premiere of "Celebrity Apprentice" is scheduled for March 1.