Say hello to the "Battle Creek Birdie Girls." Battle Creek refers to Battle Creek Golf Course in Mart, Texas, outside of Waco. And the "Birdie Girls" are the course's staff of cart girls.
Battle Creek has made hot girls a selling point for its course. According to the course Web site, the Birdie Girls are "a crew of attractive young college-age women on staff to greet and help golfers."
The Birdie Girls, the course says, are "dressed in eye catching outfits and loaded with 'talent.' " Notice how they put "talent" in quotation marks. Hmmm, wonder what that could mean?